star warts spoon update

Quick update - the spoons were found. We had emailed the spoon's keeper to no avail. With some computer hacking skills, we figured out that the spoon's email address was my boss, Brian, in disguise. So, I searched Brian's desk and found the spoons in his drawer and took them (well, I replaced them with dirty forks from the cafeteria at NI). Kent stole $5 in unmarked quarters from Rich's desk. We put them in a bag (covered in Ranch dressing) in the 3rd floor fridge and waited for 2 whole days. The spoon's keeper didn't even bother to check or get the quarters. The quarters weren't so happy about that and they turned this wierd greenish color because of the dressing. Brian thought it was glue, so when he finally got around to getting the quarters, he didn't bother to refridgerate them and they started smelling pretty darn bad. Rich realized that the quarters were his - part of his state quarter collection, which I felt a little bad about. So, if anyone has a state quarter from not denver, Rich is taking donations. You can actually trade a nice new shiny quarter in for an "antique" ranch dressing quarter if you want. Anyway, thanks for all of the concern - the spoons are safe for another day.